Online novelist and imaginator Brandon Aqua brings to life his fantasy ward-daughter in a mysterious land called Idyllion — a fairytale hamlet where barefoot, uninhibited, immodest, agere youthful forest nymphs and nature spirits frolic, swim, hike, sunbathe & omo-oops...

Princess Qerri is a sweet, hapless, carefree 24-year-old, progeny of a late night tryst between a promiscuous Celtic princess and a visiting Moon king. Born eons ago in a castle overlooking Loch Ness, Qerri somehow found her way through countless centuries and into the loving arms of Creek, a happy-go-lucky bachelor, enjoying life spinning tunes in a dance club. He becomes her caregiver, her mentor, her teacher and her daddy. And, if Qerri gets her way, she is certain he will someday be her one and only true love. But we'll leave that for your reading.

Here is where it all begins - An online novel by Brandon Aqua (Braq) — Twenty-three chapters of romance, adventure, fantasy, chuckles, and, well, quinky fun...as Princess Qerri tries to adapt her lunar DNA (and hormones) into life down on a farm. And Wig Water is no ordinary farm. It is a very mysterious place, indeed — where wierd things keep happening!

To be fair, nerd chick Qerri Anne is blessed with an abundance of wierdness herself. Little-space, bi-curiosity, immature habits, age-regression, messy hygiene, incontinence, and such. Do some exploring on here and you'll see what we mean. But for now, no more dwaddling. Let's do a little lively reading!